-__________________- i am now trying to avoid answering my seminar questions by reading things like this:
MLIA - My Life is Average Today, I was walking home from school with a guy I kind of like. I eyed a really crunchy looking leaf a few feet in front of us. He was just about to jump on it, when he saw my disappointed face, then said 'Ladies first' and let me step on it. I wish there were more gentlemen like this. MLIA.
Today, I was using the toilet only to find that I was out of toilet paper. Out of habit I texted my mom to ask her if she could bring a roll of tp to the bathroom. I then realized that I'm in college and live in the dorms, about an hour away from my parents' house. An hour or so later my mom showed up with toilet paper. Guess whose mommy loves them? MLIA.
Today, my roommate took an "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" container out of the fridge that I had put grapes in for my lunch. When she opened it, she was shocked to find that it wasn't actually butter. It's not like the container didn't warn her. MLIA.
I left the Philippines on Monday at 10 pm. I arrived in California on Monday at 8 pm. It was an 11 hour flight. I can now cross "time-traveled" off of my list of things to do before I die. MLIA.
Today, I was taking a multiple-choice Biology exam. The correct answer was electron, but Megatron was also a choice. I have never been so tempted to get a question wrong. MLIA.
Today, I was making some toast in the toaster. Just playing around, I pointed at the toaster and said, "Rise." The toast immediately popped up. I feel somewhat cooler and more powerful today. MLIA.
(I am SO going to do that with the toaster. oh wait, i forgot, i can't-- because the toaster is covered with unspeakable and unidentifiable debris from before the time i moved here).
mucho thanks to mystery google. MLIA totally seems like an FML spinoff, but hey-- procrastinators of the world unite. at least it turned a "one of those nights" into a night with some giggles :)